
The Great Soul, Mahatma Gandhi, once stated that "Every worthwhile accomplishment, big or little, has its stages of drudgery and triumph; a beginning, a struggle and a victory." I consider the study and subsequent publication of specifications related to the"Almaz" orbital station, and thus illustrating Vladimir Chelomei's technical genius, to be a worthwhile accomplishment. God knows I've struggled through the drudgery of translating and deciphering the meaning of Russian text on the subject. It has taken years to find the answer to some of the most basic technical questions, while some answers still lurk in the shadows. Sometimes the search takes me to places I never expected to go. Much as I'm sure Gandhi never expected to appear in a soviet space techno-geeks blog, I never expected my search to take me on a somewhat unscrupulous, totally unplanned, and slightly less than covert operation to the other side of the law in our Nations Capital.
In August of 2003 my wife and I had the rare opportunity to take a vacation together. We didn't have much money, but we did have a halfway dependable car, and had recently purchased a tent and a couple of sleeping bags. We started discussing where we could travel that would give us the most bang for our buck. My wife wanted to visit the East coast and the Virginia Beach Area. I was able to steer her sights slightly north of that area by reminding her that her best friend lived in New Jersey, and if we went that direction we could probably spend a night there and see the Washington, DC area where most attractions are free to the public. Secretly, I had an ulterior motive.
By this time I was hooked on Chelomei's Almaz program and had acquired a modest collection of photographs from fellow soviet space enthusiast I had found on the Internet. A few images were low resolution shots of the Kosmos 1443; the Almaz capsule sold to Ross Perot at a Sotheby auction, then loaned to and displayed at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum, and publicly branded with the misnomer "Merkur". I had previously contacted the Smithsonian seeking permission to examine this capsule and take non-evasive measurements and photos. They referred me to Ross Perot who replied that "Due to a need for additional security in this time of national ... etc., etc." Still, I was determined to at least see this capsule and get clearer photographs.
Three days, 480 miles, and two security scans later I was standing dismayed in front of the capsule of my dreams. Not only was there a glass partition separating me from the capsule (that was to be expected), but there was also a glass partition mounted with six screws over the hatch opening. The glare from the window behind the capsule reflected off the partition and back onto the hatch glass making it almost impossible to see in, let alone get pictures. It was also mounted so high that even on my toes I couldn't get a view of the top. And everyone knows that the top of the capsule is where all the good stuff is.
After getting a few distant shot and pacing for 15 minutes, I decided that I'd worked too hard and waited too long for this. I went to the information desk to ask if there was ANY possibility of getting a small stepladder or stool ... anything to get a better view of the top. I caught the attention of one of the museum's many Docents. This gentleman stood out, not just because he was older and taller than most of the articles on display, but because he had a gentle countenance that seemed to shine in every direction at once.
As I explained my situation to him the smile came across his face. "Here's what you do." He said, "Go over there," he pointed to the Security Station near the entrance, "and tell them you need to borrow a wheel-chair. Don't tell them what you need it for" he continued with a raised eyebrow, "just tell them that you need to borrow it, and have your Driver's License ready cause they'll need to hold onto it. Two minutes later my wife was holding the wheel-chair steady as I took a set of distant, but elevated photos.
As I was returning the wheelchair the Docent asked me if I got what I needed. "Yes," I said honestly "But I really was hoping to get some measurements while I was here." My honest response led to an interesting, and totally unexpected suggestion from the Docent.
"Well," said the suddenly much less ancient looking Docent "You see that Security Guard over there?" pointing to a portly guard near the hall where the restrooms are located. "Watch him for a few minutes and you might see that he has a very predictable route." I liked where this was going. "Now, I can tell you that there is a camera pointed at this display," the Docent continued pointing to the left the capsule, "and there is a camera pointed at this display," pointing to the right, "but there's no camera pointing anywhere around this area." he circled his finger around the general location of the capsule. That's all I needed to hear.
I got the camera ready and my wife and I started tracking the security guard. Sure enough, about every 2 minutes the guard went out of view for about 45 seconds. When he turned the corner I jumped over the barrier and ran up to the display. Standing on the platform house supported the capsule, and holding the camera above my head, I took several pictures of the top of one side. When the guard repeated this move a few minutes later, I did the same on the other side of the display. The third time I got three photos from a little more distance for scale; one level with the top, one centered, and the last even with the bottom of the capsule. My wife and I were ticked that we got these photos, and she was ready to move on and visit other displays. I had other plans. I still didn't get my measurements.
My wife waited while I ran through downtown Washington D.C. to find something to measure with. It took about 15 minutes, but I found a drug store which had an "Emergency Sewing Kit" complete with a 6 foot cloth measuring tape. Perfect!
When I returned I drew a quick sketch of the capsule and had my wife stand by with it. As soon as the guard was out of view I jumped the barrier once again and started measuring. My wife jotted notes as I shouted "seventeen millimeters ... forty-four point five millimeters ... eighty-six millimeters." It took a few rounds to get the measurement and a few days after we got home to get the photos back. And while I never did get to see the inside of the capsule, I did get most of what I wanted, I got some memorable comments like, "Daddy, is that man supposed to be in there?" And my wife and I have a trip we'll never forget.
Five years have passed since then. I wonder from time to time what became of the aged Docent. I like to think if he's passed on by now he's probably sharing some interesting stories with Gandhi. My wife has begun talking of another vacation to the DC area. There's a new American Indian Heritage Museum there which opened shortly after our last vacation. As I recall, it's right around the corner from the Air and Space Museum. I wouldn't mind going back to the "scene of the crime" and the capsule again. Only this time I'll have a different respect and appreciation for the Almaz capsule. I know so much more about it now than I did back then. I'd also like to think that over the last five years I've learned a little more about life too; about drudgery and triumph, beginnings, struggles, and victories, and this time it will be different.
This time I'm bringing a screwdriver!